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oi aint gunna stand fir it
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| 04.16.04 (7:29 am) [edit] |
oi says putayto
yoo says tumarto
oi says turnip
yoo says parsnip
putayto,turnip,tumarto,pa rsnip.
it all taysts the same insoid a stew
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| it be a sad day on th faarm loik |
| 12.19.03 (9:03 am) [edit] |
moi dowg as just died.
on a broiter nowt, thats owr chissmuss dinnur sortid owt.
and me, moi woif and twoo kids get a leg each.
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| moi three legged pigs |
| 12.10.03 (3:11 pm) [edit] |
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| This title down ave anyfin todo wiv th entre |
| 11.27.03 (9:38 am) [edit] |
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oim going to get moiself a step ladder...
oi down get on with moi real ladder.
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| beef curtain call |
| 11.26.03 (10:44 am) [edit] |
moi woif jus add anuthur baby woil she wus washin th dishes......him jus popped owt......an he neerly got hung boi th imbicile cord.
oi didn evun now she wus pregnunt.....moind yoo,she looked quoit shoked erself.
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| chip chat |
| 11.26.03 (7:33 am) [edit] |
moi motto is never eat anyfin thaat talks.......
so thirs not mutch oi can eat.
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| oi down undurstaand this new fangled contraption |
| 11.24.03 (8:24 am) [edit] |
moi computre hus brokin down
so i hadta rite todays entre on sum papre...
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| moi kids |
| 11.23.03 (5:42 pm) [edit] |
Moi kids have braut ome a ruddy great fox..
down worry thow..
ee didnt boit thum....
him were dead.
oim goin t loight the stove..
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| eat fat free boilt fries |
| 11.23.03 (5:39 am) [edit] |
oim ona diet...insted of friyin moi fries oi been boiling thum
moi woif is in the kitchin now makin some burgurs an boils
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| oik at bedtoim |
| 11.22.03 (7:40 pm) [edit] |
oi snors so loud at noight thaat oi caant sleep
so oi sleeps in the day insted
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| oim wois withe moi muney |
| 11.22.03 (2:14 am) [edit] |
if oi were rich........
oid ave solid gold carpets.
that must be th hoight of luxury
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| moi blimmin woif |
| 11.21.03 (5:45 pm) [edit] |
oi treets moi woif loik a reel woman
oi maks er cook, cleen and look after the kids.
for dinner she wil be makin sum home made veggie burgers...
turnips in a bun.
if anyone wants th resipy, jus ask er.
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| 11.20.03 (11:02 am) [edit] |
oi bin findin raisins all over the howse
oi ave to pick em up cos oi down wan thum to attract moice an rats.
they tasts quoit noice an all
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| blow up dolls |
| 11.20.03 (8:54 am) [edit] |
oi bort moiself one of thum blow up sex dolls an when oi took er to th local swimmin pool thay kicked er owt.
ther wus nuthin impropur goin on.... she wus waring a swimmin costume
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| oik on golf |
| 11.20.03 (8:49 am) [edit] |
oi bort moiself a golf umbrella but oi havunt wun a singal game wiv it
oi moight start usin moi clubs agin
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| Job hopitunititty |
| 11.19.03 (11:29 am) [edit] |
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oi done ave moi own gitarre
but it only as foive string cuz oi made it too small to add sum moor.
oi ave rittin a song fir moi pigs, oi cant tel yoo th wurds thow cus its sung in pig sownd..
insted ears a song i rowt in uhman fir moi woif....sing along ifin yew waant loik but its played on moi foive string gitarre.
when oi marreed moi woif
it rooined moi loif
she wasnt no logicul thinker
oi finely fownd owt
whut it was abowt
she was a heavy drinkur
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| blimmin santa |
| 11.19.03 (10:16 am) [edit] |
i ope santa clause dosnt forgit moi kids again this year
cos its hart brakin to see ther facis on crismas when they realois santa have forgoten thum agayn
mayby ee down loik moi koind
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| moi buzzz |
| 11.19.03 (8:10 am) [edit] |
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oi loiks to bend down for a while and thun staand up quickly fir th dizzzi feelin oi gets
people pay fir a buzzz loike thaat
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welcume to moi humble abode
oil be wiv yoo in a momuntdownt comment me on that moind
oi got moiself a rare mountin worm,
him makes a gert pet,.
oi takes im owt in the gardin evry day and him has a gert toim in omungst the rose bushes.
oi gives him a good wash to get the mud off him loik, and then oi lets im av a bit o grub an a nap.
its bean a bizzy day harvestin them turnips.......
oim goin to be eeting turnips aall week,and then oim goin to sell sum to you luuvlei peepole......
down worrie thow,oi waashes the earth ofof them,,, oi down waan moi fields to be disapeerin
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